This is a list of commentary articles written by Rob Rimes.

May 2012 (4):
Is The End Nigh?
Three More For Ol’ Mittens
The 86 Proof Flood
Navigating Forward in a Sea of Stupidity & Tyranny

April 2012 (5):
The Final Fall of Newt Gingrich
Anybody But Obama!: The Death of the Tea Party
The Art of Pulling Out
More Primaries, More Insanity, Part II
More Primaries, More Insanity, Part I

March 2012 (7):
A Race Rigged to Lose
The Brat Prince of the GOP
The Blood of Patriots and Tyrants
In Defense of George Lucas and Property Rights (In the form of a drunken rant)
Rick Santorum’s Sick and Twisted Reality
Super Tuesday: Where is America Headed?
Going Into Super Tuesday: Washington State Creates a Shift But Not Hope

February 2012 (11):
Americans Have Succumbed to Madness
Arizona and Michigan: Two Steps Closer to Super Tuesday
Who Won the Debate?: February 22nd 2012 Edition
The Maine Event and a Trail of Electoral Corruption
The Libertarian Party of Florida Convention and Presidential Debate, Part III
The Libertarian Party of Florida Convention and Presidential Debate, Part II
The Libertarian Party of Florida Convention and Presidential Debate, Part I
Nevada Falls to Romney and Three States Get Rick Roll’d
A Great Long Weekend of Economics, Football & Food
The Elephants Ride Into Vegas
Florida: The Black Hole Sunshine State

January 2012 (27):
My Last Day as a Republican and the Rise of the No Party
The Mitt Romney Problem, Part II: Foreign Entanglements
Who Won the Debate?: January 26th 2012 Edition
The Mitt Romney Problem, Part I: Smaller Government
Who Won the Debate?: January 23rd 2012 Edition
Cold Hard Math: Gingrich and Santorum Cannot Win
Hungover Going Into Florida
South Carolina is for Statists
Blood Feud: The Huntsman-Romney Connection
Who Won the Debate?: January 19th 2012 Edition
SOPA & PIPA: Blacking Out the Tyranny
Who Won the Debate?: January 16th 2012 Edition
The News Corp. Smear of Jesse Ventura
Who Won the Debate?: January 14th 2012 Huckabee Forum II Edition
Assassinating Scientists & Pissing on Terrorists
New Hampshire was a Victory for Liberty
New Hampshire is Happening
Who Won the Debate?: January 8th 2012 Edition
Who Won the Debate?: January 7th 2012 Edition
The Self-Destruction of the Republican Party
Rick Santorum: From Bigoted Religious Fascist to GOP Frontrunner
The Politics of Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
The Monsters March on Iowa, Part IV: The Smoke Clears
The Monsters March on Iowa, Part III: Liberty Lost?
The Gary Johnson Factor
Happy New Year! Goodbye Constitution, Hello NDAA
Bachmann in Iowa: Supernova to Dead Star

December 2011 (10):
The Diseased Naysayers
The Monsters March on Iowa, Part II: Upping the Ante, Killing the Dream
The Monsters March on Iowa, Part I: The Ron Paul Smear
Newt Gingrich: Dark Lord of Doom
Who Won the Debate?: December 15th 2011 Edition
Who Won the Debate?: December 12th 2011 Lincoln-Douglas Edition
Who Won the Debate?: December 10th 2011 Edition
In Bed with Bastards: Trump, entertainment & politics
Who Won the Debate?: December 3rd 2011 Huckabee Forum Edition
Bye Bye Looney Pizza Guy!

November 2011 (6):
Who Won the Debate?: November 22nd 2011 Edition
Who Won the Debate?: November 19th 2011 Thanksgiving Family Forum Edition
Who Won the Debate?: November 12th 2011 Edition
Who Won the Debate?: November 9th 2011 Edition
Jerry Brown: Enemy of Liberty, Hero of the Statist Quo
Who Won the Debate?: Early November 2011 Lincoln-Douglas Edition

October 2011 (4):
How Could You Vote for Herman Cain?
Who Won the Debate?: Mid October 2011 Edition
Who Won the Debate?: Early October 2011 Edition
Occupy Wall Street: Heroes, villains or just losers?

September 2011 (4):
The Chris Christie Syndrome
Who Won the Debate?: Late September 2011 Edition
Who Won the Debate?: Mid September 2011 Edition
Who Won the Debate?: Early September 2011 Edition

August 2011 (5):
American Psycho: The Ballad of Rick Perry
Tea Flavored Kool-Aid, Part III: The Allen West Hangover
Can Ron Paul Survive the “Fair and Balanced” Media?
Sneak Peek: Introduction to “Fear and Loathing in the Post-Capitalist Age”
Who Won the Debate?: August 2011 Edition

July 2011 (3):
The Death of Leadership
The Twenty-Five Lessons of Las Vegas *Written as Bobby Martini
State of the Swash Address: Early July 2011

June 2011 (3):
The Fabian Society: Britain’s socialist movement and its hold on America
Who Won the Debate?: June 2011 Edition
A Weiner By Any Other Name: Random thoughts and rants about Weinergate

May 2011 (5):
The Five Developmental Stages of the Progressive Beast, Part V: Barack H. Obama, Hope, Change & Health Care
The Five Developmental Stages of the Progressive Beast, Part IV: Lyndon B. Johnson and the Great Society
The Five Developmental Stages of the Progressive Beast, Part III: Franklin D. Roosevelt and the New Deal
The Five Developmental Stages of the Progressive Beast, Part II: Woodrow Wilson and the Rise of Wilsonian Tyranny
The Five Developmental Stages of the Progressive Beast, Part I: Theodore Roosevelt and the Roots of Progressivism

April 2011 (8):
Tea Flavored Kool-Aid, Part II: The Fall of Marco Rubio
Earth Day is Anti-Human, Eco-Fascist Bullshit
Trump the Chump
Gordon Gekko, the Hero?
New Brunswick in the Left Lane
Mad Men & The Nanny State
A Lesson for the Anti-Capitalist Strippers
The Great American Drug War

March 2011 (4):
A Bush by Any Other Name
Recycled Myths & Renewable Scams
Button Gwinnett: Declaration-Signing Demon-Smasher
Free to Lose: A Personal Statement on Socialism

February 2011 (7):
William Henry Harrison: Short Lived President, Life Long Bad Ass
The Era of Civility
NASA and the Post-Cold War Space Race
Tea Flavored Kool-Aid, Part I: The Beginning of the Revolution
State of the Swash Address: Mid February 2011
John Boehner: Mighty Morphin Power Speaker
Capitalism: That Damned Dirty Word

January 2011 (5):
Conservatives & Aliens
FairTax: Debunking the Debunkers
Palin Hate
Ron Paul: Tyranny-Fighting Tyranno-Slayer
The Real Effects of the Giffords Shooting

December 2010 (3):
Exposing Those Racist Democrats
Julian Assange: Public Enemy #1
State of the Swash Address: Early December 2010

November 2010 (5):
Have the Terrorists Won?
Democrats: The Great Communicators of the Modern Age
Franklin D. Roosevelt: Mutant Hero, American Villain
A Brand New Day or Just the Same Ol’ Shit?
The Difference Between Liberal & Conservative Voters

October 2010 (2):
State of the Swash Address: Late October 2010
The Art of Conservative Hypocrisy, Part II

September 2010 (13):
The Punk Ass Bitch Syndrome
State of the Swash Address: Late September 2010
Woodrow Wilson: Destroyer of Liberty, Lieutenant of Hell
The Holodomor: Stalin’s Communist Genocide
The Art of Liberal Hypocrisy, Part II
Rise of the Techno Tyrants
Michelle Obama: Vacation Loving Food Nazi
The Lincoln Myth, Part III: The Liar
Five MORE conservative chicks I’d gladly procreate with
Transhumanism: Eugenics for a Brave New World
The Brawl To End It All: Islam Versus Christianity
The Real Roots of Homeland Security & the Council on Foreign Relations
Bridge Building or Bridge Burning?

August 2010 (14):
Red Dead Redemption: a game rife with politics
Who Fact Checks FactCheck.org?
John Kerry: Champion of Liberals, King of Horses
Terror Rising: New threats in the shadow of Al-Qaeda
The Modern Myth of Reaganomics
The Iranian Twitter Revolution
The Lincoln Myth, Part II: The Tyrant
Breakfast Hall of Fame: Round 3
State of the Swash Address: Mid August 2010
Obama’s Great Apology Tour: Headed back to Japan
The Next American Revolution: Are we worse off now than in 1776?
The Gulf Oil Spill Conspiracy
Your Opinion Doesn’t Matter
Gay Rights & the Separation of Church & State

July 2010 (9):
GOP Presidential Candidate Analysis for 2012
The Lincoln Myth, Part I: The Racist
Sharia Law: Coming to America?
Diego Armando Maradona: Maestro of Fútbol, Hater of America
NAACP: fighting racism with racism
Gitmo: I Wanna Go!
Rutherford B. Hayes: Man of Action, President of Inaction
Amnesty to Illegal Aliens: Obama’s idiotic plan to create liberal voters
The Clinton Agenda: 2012 and Beyond!

June 2010 (15):
Strippers want that BP paper and I have the solution
State of the Swash Address: Late June 2010
Illuminati: a real shadow government or a default label?
Kim Jong-Il: bringing communism to the World Cup
Foreign Aid: good enough to give but not to receive
Boycotting BP? Another idiotic idea from the credulous masses
Tea Partiers: studio gangstas or livin’ the lyrics?
Eric Cantor: Super Genius Commie Werewolf Hunter
Government, get out of my life!
Breakfast Hall of Fame: Round 2
Karl Marx: not just an asshole but a hypocrite too!
Felipe de Jesús Calderón: “Do as I say, not as I do!”
Sestakgate: a stupid name for a stupid scandal
Stalking Palin: Joe McGinniss’ Ballad of Perversion
Obama didn’t go to Arlington, get over it!

May 2010 (22):
Retirement age raised for Social Security?
Millard Fillmore: Whiggin’ Out to the End
The liberal media has lost faith in its only hope
Liberal Friends: Pro-socialist, anti-social people
Chick-Fil-A: a swashbuckler’s choice for drive-thru breakfast
The Art of Conservative Hypocrisy
The European bailout is really just global socialism
Massive mosque to open near the site of 9/11 on its 10th anniversary
Liability limits eliminate corporate accountability
Five conservative chicks I’d gladly procreate with
Is Bioshock anti-objectivist?
Texas Toast: it’s not just for dinner
Gun Control (is) for Dummies
Charlie Crist: Master of Douchery
The Preposterousness of Prostitution Prohibition
The Forgotten Depression of 1920
Holding Office: a career or a duty?
Full English Breakfast: the fuel of a once great empire
John Adams: King of Liberty, Killer of Zombies
A is for Anarchy: Anarchy is for idiots
Arizona: a bunch of Nazis or ahead of the curve?
Obama abandoning his baby?

April 2010 (17):
The Art of Liberal Hypocrisy
Breakfast Hall of Fame: Round 1
Twitter and the National Archives: a match made in Hell
Scientists have lied to you
Full Body Scanners: a violation of rights?
James K. Polk: The Last Swashbuckler
Not Swashbucklers: the Somali pirates
Republicans: the party of racism?
Corned Beef Hash: a swashbuckler’s protein shake
The Red Light Camera Scam
William Taft: Lover of Waffles, Hater of Liberty
Che Guevara: a legacy in hypocrisy
VAT Tax: an idea birthed from assholes
Obamanauts!: born out of fiscal responsibility?
Waffle House: America’s Greatest Institution
Andrew Jackson: America’s Greatest Swashbuckler
Does Green Guilt cripple you? I can help

March 2010 (2):
Affordable Healthcare? Here’s my two cents
State of the Corpus Address