Gun Control (is) for Dummies

Lately, I’ve heard a lot more people than usual bitching about gun control. Some of these shitcocks actually call people who own guns pussies. They apparently assume that those who own firearms, hide behind them and can’t fight with their fists. Okay idiots, when and if a 12 gauge is ever in your face, let’s see what happens when you start swinging your bitch fists: grey matter casserole! That’s what’ll happen you misinformed hippie fucks. So now that I’ve started this blog with a bang, let me lay out the facts that you pacifist dickbags can’t seem to wrap your fecal soaked brains around.

We have a thing in this country called the Second Amendment, it’s wedged right between the First and Third one. The Second Amendment gives citizens the right to bear arms. No, it doesn’t mean that we have the right to go out and chop the arms off of bears in the woods and run around with them like treasure. What it means is that we have a right to own and carry firearms, or guns, for those of you who went to Berkeley. In reality, the Second Amendment is the one Amendment that protects all other Amendments. It gives us the right to protect ourselves from those trying to infringe upon our liberty. Now here is where the liberal mind translates what I’m saying into an advocation to form crazed militias and attempt to overthrow the government. Yet, isn’t that what your hero Che did? Sorry, I don’t understand the hypocrisy of hippie liberal logic nor do I ever want to. But “no”, I do not advocate forming militias and shooting cops, that’s fucking stupid and asinine. What I do advocate is the right for someone to protect their property and loved ones from harm. Is there something wrong with that? Only a drone would think so.

This country is, however, becoming a pretty unsettling place to live in as everything our Founding Fathers fought for is now being lost. I wouldn’t be surprised if our budding socialist country moved towards communism and fascism, all three isms go hand in hand and looking at history, these isms come from the left, contrary to what your liberal education has indoctrinated you with. If things go to hell and government starts stripping away more rights, I think it is in the people’s best interest to protect themselves from tyranny and not follow the sheep into the cages. Once again, this is not an avocation of senseless violence. It’s just what I feel would be a proper response to an incredibly extreme scenario. However, look at Katrina. The government came into New Orleans, locked people up in camps and took their guns away. Not because they were protecting the people but because they needed to control them. For tyranny to thrive, they must disarm the people. Which is why the Second Amendment says, “A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.”

Now let’s look at some of the liberal arguments against guns. One thing they like to parade around as a fact, is that strict gun control decreases crime. This is complete bullshit. In areas where gun control is minimal, there is much less crime. Criminals aren’t going to commit crimes against citizens they feel are armed. What burglar would knowingly crawl into the window of a home where there are firearms? That’s like jumping in front of a guard dog and yelling, “Attack!”

The public is also generally led to believe that gun control will keep guns off of the streets and out of the hands of criminals. The results of strict gun control shows the exact opposite to be true. I mean really? Do you seriously believe that load of dickcheese? Do you think criminals buy guns through the system, legally? No assclown! Criminals obtain guns illegally because they don’t want them to be traced. Strict gun control favors the criminals because they can still get firearms and the regular citizen can’t.. well, unless he wants to break the fucking law and then become a criminal himself.

So let’s talk about “gun free zones”. Basically they are a huge crock of donkey shit. Columbine was a gun free zone. The post office is a gun free zone. Most of the mass shootings that have taken place, did so within the boundaries of gun free zones. Now places where there are thousands of “dangerous” guns, there are no mass killings. If this gun control logic is legit, shouldn’t gun shows and NRA conventions practically be centers of mass genocide?

No guns equals safety.. well that’s what fat fucktards Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell want you to believe. For the record I am fat too but hardly a fucktard, well except to those of you who I deem as fucktards, fucktard!

Now I am not saying to be careless with your guns. Hell, lock them up and keep them away from your fucking kids! If you don’t, you are a shitty parent and probably shouldn’t be reproducing. However, keep them accessible just in case some rapist fuck climbs into your daughter’s room. Or don’t have one at all and let the rapist fuck your daughter, kill you and then fuck your wife.

No matter what you do, criminals will get guns.. PERIOD! Gun laws don’t affect criminals, they affect the citizens. They remove your equalizer: your ability to defend yourself, your loved ones and your property. Apart from that, we need our government to fear the people. Otherwise, they’ll just run roughshod over our liberties, which they are doing now because this government no longer fears the people due to their Hollywood sponsored gun control agenda working in their favor. Fuck Hollywood!

As Jackie Mason said, “My position is that anybody who is in favor of gun control is a fucking moron.” Touche Mr. Mason, touche!