Palin Hate

If you have read anything I’ve written regarding Sarah Palin, it should come as no surprise to any of you that I am not a fan. Then again, my lying morally superior liberal friends who claim to read my wonderful work, but don’t, swear that I am a Palin-lovin’ Tea Party conservative. In their minds, if I am not sucking Obama’s cock, I must be nailin’ Palin: liberal logic at it’s finest.

Truthfully, I don’t hate the woman, unlike most of you, but I am definitely not a supporter nor do I think that she would be a good leader for this country. As far as the right goes, I also don’t want Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee or Newt Gingrich. See, I’m one of those crazy radical Ron Paul people. Less government and more freedom is my cup of tea. I’ll take Gary Johnson or Herman Cain as well. Unfortunately, it is probably going to come down to Palin and Romney and because of that, my faith in the G.O.P. will still be pretty fucking miniscule. But fuck the 2012 election; it is barely 2011 and a lot can change between now and then.

My big beef here, no matter how I personally feel about Palin as a potential presidential candidate, is that the hatred towards this woman has gotten out of control. It is cool to hate Sarah Palin. Kids today wear their anti-Palin gear while blasting Animal Collective and sipping overpriced lattes in their makeshift hipster shantytowns on the outskirts of their liberal universities. Palin hate is just a second kitsch dose of Bush hate. It’s sad and borderline retarded. These kids and their older counterparts are so full of hate and distaste for this woman yet, they can’t even tell you why.

I recently read an article by Evan Sayet written for FrontPage Magazine. Evan ran through a typical situation of what it is like to converse with a Palin hater. In a nutshell, he’s sitting in a coffee house, a typical Palin hater hangout, and exchanges some words with a girl who says she hates Sarah Palin. Evan asked her why and in typical libtard fashion she responded, “Because she’s stupid.” Shit man, that’s like a fucking liberal mantra. I hear that shit from liberals more than I hear them talking about themselves. Evan told the girl that being stupid is no reason to hate someone and that she should basically clarify her stance. He then asked her which policies of Palin’s did she hate. Of course the dumb biotch said, “All of them!” He responded, “Well, then, if it’s all of them, it should be easy for you to name one.” She barked back, “There are too many to list.” He added, “So don’t list them, just give me one.” And of course, she couldn’t. This hatred, as widespread as it is pretty much proves some interesting facts as far as I am concerned. What are those facts? I’m glad I asked.

To start, this bullshit just proves that these idiotic cuntfucks are purely hypocritical. I mean, it is the liberal who is the moral standard. It is the liberal who speaks out for equality. It is the liberal who points the finger at all the bigotry, hatred and oppression that comes from the non-left. Yet, here they are, hating a woman for no other reason than the fact that it is cool, trendy and necessary in their eyes to prove that their morally superior stance will expose the evil that surfaces to challenge their blind faith in complete and utter idiocy. But who’s the idiot? Sarah Palin whom the liberals call “stupid” or the liberals who call her “stupid” because they can’t differentiate between the real Sarah Palin and the Sarah Palin caricature created by Tina Fey? This is what happens when your news sources are only comprised of Comedy Central and SNL’s “Weekend Update”.

Another point is that they are afraid of her. To all the liberals who may be scoffing and chuckling by reading these words, it is obvious to the rest of us that you are seemingly oblivious to what lies under the surface of your condescension. You are in denial of that fear, my liberal friends. The truth is, that if you didn’t view her as a threat, you wouldn’t be gunning for her so hard and spewing your Palin hatred loudly to anyone that will listen and even to those who won’t. It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when a good portion of Americans are so blindly opposed to someone without understanding why. With liberals, understanding, reason, data and facts are things that they prefer not to acknowledge. Thinking things through is just too much of a challenge. Asking themselves “why?” never even crosses their mind.

About a year ago, I heard a female Palin hater say that the former Alaska governor could never be president because her teenage daughter had a child. She went on to talk about how that wasn’t very presidential. After talking further with this nimrod in checkered Keds and a scarf to keep her warm in the hot August sun of Florida, I discovered that she thought she could run for president one day. She considered herself to be a political whiz and one of those strong pillars of morality. Funny though, after talking for a while, she confessed to having had three abortions. When I brought up the issue of Sarah Palin’s teen daughter having a child and this girl’s previous comments about it, she said that with her it didn’t matter because she had gotten rid of her “pregnancy problem”. You see, it is okay for her to judge someone who decided to keep their child because in being a liberal, it is okay for her to kill three of hers in order to serve the greater good. This girl said she wanted to get into politics and she didn’t want a past of teen pregnancy to ever come up and hurt her career. Truth is, she didn’t want to be a mother and doesn’t ever want kids; the truth comes out when the bourbon is flowing. In her reality, it is okay for her to steer her life through the shitter but if a conservative woman and her family have a slight smear on their media manufactured moral character, than they are unfit to be anything other than a punching bag for pundits and unkempt pot-smoking fetus killers selling hemp bracelets at a frat party. The reason why I added this personal story was because it irks the shit out of me and I find that this attitude towards Sarah Palin is not uncommon, especially with the youth. There were several other personal experiences that I could give but this one just sticks out the most because I slept with the subject. Sue me; I’m a whore. I hope she didn’t kill my seed.

Essentially, this Palin hatred exists because liberals hate threats. They always need a target and right now, she is the biggest conservative mouthpiece out there. Unlike Romney, Gingrich and Huckabee, Sarah Palin is a woman and a very outspoken woman. She is living proof that the liberal model for the world is total bullshit. She has shattered that mold and continually stomps on the balls of those that try to break her spirit. Because of that, I respect her. She’s not my ideal candidate but she is a lot more badass than these whiney liberal women who can’t pass a civics exam and reek of Nag Champa.

Sarah Palin is a success story and she did it on her own in her own way. She should be a hero and a role model for people apart from politics. She married her high school sweetheart, had children, created a successful and lucrative business and still holds her family together today. When you see her with her family, she is genuinely happy. Liberals hate happiness. Well, they hate real happiness, especially when it has been achieved outside of their rulebook. The enemy can’t be happy, the world is shit, so the liberals have to try and destroy that happiness and bring the one holding that happiness down into the pit of misery that they exist in. Sarah Palin takes the best and worst that they throw at her and she moves forward, smile on her face, loving life. They fucking hate that. I mean, they really fucking hate that. They hate those they cannot break and so far, they haven’t been able to break this woman.

You see, I like Sarah Palin in the picture. I don’t agree with some of her policy points and I don’t necessarily trust her, but as a conservative mouthpiece and an enemy to the liberal chickendicks, I applaud her and hope that she continues to keep these fucksacks crawling in their thin skin.