The Art of Liberal Hypocrisy

Liberals love pointing the finger whenever someone from the right (or even the center) fucks up and has egg on their face. The media loved being a thorn in W’s side for the 8 years that he was King of America. Granted, Bush was a goofball and often times a linguistic dumbass but he wasn’t the biggest idiot in the White House or the biggest hypocrite either. As much as I wasn’t a Bush fan, I would take him any day over Obama and his socialist minions of doom. Liberals, through Obama and previously through Clinton (the one with the penis), have done a fantastic job building a cult of personality that the youth and the entitled follow like lambs to their imminent slaughter.

However, this blog is not about their imminent slaughter, it is about pointing the finger back at your liberal masters and exposing some of their hypocritical flaws. I’m not speaking here as an angry person from the right, because they’ve got some hypocritical flaws as well, I’m speaking from the center as always. Oddly enough, people from the left think I’m from the right and vice versa. To be fair, I’ll have to expose some conservative hypocrisy as well, at a later date. I’m picking on the liberals first because they currently irk me much more deeply, due to their arrogance and elitist demeanor. Don’t get it twisted, they’re much more elitist in nature than the conservatives.

So the first person I’m pointing the finger at is my favorite liberal to bash, Pope Albert Arnold Gore of the Green Church. What does the Pope preach? Well, unless you live under a sticky pool of hippo cum, you should already know that. You should also read my blog a few weeks back about Green Guilt. Anyway, Pope Gore likes to preach his global warming (or climate change) fear mongering down our throats. He wants you to pay money for carbon credits to absolve your green guilt (proceeds go to him by the way). He also wants you to buy these motorized machines of hypocrisy known as Hybrid cars, as well as cutting back on travel due to carbon emissions on top of cutting back energy usage at home. There’s more he wants you to do as well but I’m not typing up a full list. So why is fuckface a hypocrite? Well, he rides in private jets and limos everywhere he goes, spitting out carbon emissions all over the world. His house uses twenty times more energy in one month than the average American household uses in a year! When questioned about any of this, he simply states that he realizes what he’s doing but it’s a necessary evil to fight the “good” fight. So he’s committing evil to fight the same evil he’s committing? Then he talks about the rising sea levels due to the melting of the polar ice caps. So why did he just buy some beach front property? It all points to the fact that he is lying to you! He knows his cause is bullshit, so he contributes to the evils he speaks out about while stealing your money. I challenge this cuntwart to a cage match.

Now, let’s point the finger at the other two-thirds of the nineties liberal threesome: the mouth and the anus, or as liberals call them: Bill and Hillary Clinton. The one thing with these two fucksacks that really gets me heated is how they preach about helping the poor and giving back to the less fortunate while their niece is living off of food stamps. Now maybe they had a family rift, as Bill’s brother is a fucking douche but if they are such caring people, they should throw a couple steaks at their starving niece. What starving person is going to turn down a damn steak?! Well, maybe she isn’t starving. Maybe she’s just a broke bitch that feels a sense of liberal entitlement. I guess she’s living with the typical mindset of someone completely indoctrinated with Clintonomics. So next time they preach about giving up your hard earned bread to benefit a stranger, think about how they don’t give their hard earned bread to their own family.

Next up is Joe Budden, who had the hit rap song “Pump it Up” in 2002. Wait.. sorry, I meant Joe Biden. He’s not a hip-hop emcee, he’s just an asshole. Although he does act like a jackass and drops “f” bombs on the world. Joe Biden is one of these classic liberals that wants to steal your money and redistribute it to some ineffective program to feed the entitled. He talks of charity and giving and wants you to be a model of his perception of a caring and charitable American. In theory, helping the unfortunate is a great thing. Charity has changed the lives of millions of people. Hell, I’ll preach charity. In fact, I’m a pretty charitable guy that gives back as much as I can. However I won’t give back with a gun to my head in ways that I deem as bullshit thuganomics. This is how Glass Joe wants you to give back though. So does he practice what he preaches? How much has Bidenfingers given to charity? According to ten years worth of tax returns, Biden has given 1.4% of his earning to charity! Yes, that’s it! So I guess it’s okay to preach when he’s spending your money, not his. I’d like to headbutt this chickendick’s teeth down his hypocritical throat.

Next up in the finger pointing game is President Barrack-rhymes-with-Iraq Saddam Hussein sounds-like-Osama-Obama, better known to liberals as Big Baby Jesus. I just call him Evil Jesus or Barry Ting Ting. To start, he demands charity yet he only gave 6% of his income. Granted that’s 400+% better than Biden but it’s still pretty fucking sad, when you and I are expected to forcibly give much more. So one can only assume that Obama wants to keep most of his money for himself. I can’t fault him for that but then get off of your fucking soapbox pal! So, apparently, making money for Obama is important. From December of 2007 to August of 2008, Obama’s net worth jumped from $1.3 million to $7 million. Since then it has raised substantially as well but I can’t find an exact figure to quote (it’s over $5 million though). So, to put it mildly, he is a money making machine! He wants more, needs more and will forever, make more. However, I can only assume that he’s going to give most of it away after he said this just two days ago, “..at a certain point, you’ve made enough money.” Okay, so what exactly is enough? You’ve made a serious fuckton the last few years. Is that enough? How does your she-beast friend Oprah feel about that statement after she made you president as reward for you giving her a blowjob and your soul? You’re a fucking arrogant asshole that shoots more shit than Rosie O’Donnell’s ass after the all-you-can-eat birthday bash she had at Skyline Chili for her 48th! You suck and you are a hypocrite to the core. I think you’ve made enough money and it’s time for you and everyone else mentioned here to give some of it back. Hell, you’ve got more to give than I do.

In the end, liberals will keep robbing you and telling you how to be while they do whatever the fuck they want. I had some stuff to share on Pelosi, Reid, Franken and Michael Moore but I’ll save that for a follow up post. It really pisses me off when liberals point the finger of blame on conservatives, when they are far from angels themselves. Not to say that the conservatives are off the hook here either, they’re not. However, as a libertarian, I can say, “fuck you all.”

UPDATE: Sequel posted here.