The Punk Ass Bitch Syndrome

It is no surprise at all that American politics are full of punk ass bitches. Hell, even many presidents have acted like punk ass bitches lately. Jimmy “Fixaroo” Carter has been acting like one while on his recent book tour. He’s been slamming Obama critics, Fox News and talking up his skills as a statesman. Homeboy must’ve forgotten that he is one of the worst presidents of all time. Look at any poll results from 1977 onward buddy. You’re no fucking statesman and your presidency was a fucking joke that opened the door for Reagan to walk right through: stomping a well-deserved mudhole in your delusional liberal ass. Jimmy C would rather have you believe that long lines at the gas pumps were due to his administration making gas a hiptastic popular commodity as opposed to his policies making the shit so scarce. Blue jeans aren’t for the Oval Office, they are for apple bobbing competitions and swamp buggy races you senile fucktard! Anyway, this isn’t really about you, so I am moving on.

Today, we have a new breed of punk ass bitches. You see, many of the politicians running in the midterm elections have been eliminated by the people, yet they refuse to walk away from the stage with any sort of dignity. Instead, they want to shit all over their already shitty legacy by continuing to campaign as either independent candidates or as a “write-in” candidate. Some of them have preached that it is the public’s decision to make, whether they get elected or not. Um.. yeah.. you stupid fucking shitcocks, you were already eliminated when the public made their decision in the primary elections. So take it in the ass and just accept your fate. No one likes you, you are a failure and no one wants you around. Go home and cry yourself to sleep with your tear-soaked teddy bear and let the big kids sort this shit out.

In my own state, that being Florida, the biggest punk ass bitch is Charlie “I can suck my own cock” Crist. I hate this assclown like I hate Brussels sprouts wrapped in sardines. This cock puppet was a failure at governor and a failure when he ran against Marco Rubio as a Republican in the primary earlier this year. Crist, knowing that Rubio would hand his nuts back to him like a foreman at a Planter’s factory, quit the Republican Party and announced that he was running as an independent. Of course, this was after he said that he would “run as a Republican”. The dumbski lied, which is his typical scheister tactic, and is hurting Rubio’s campaign against the Democratic candidate Kendrick Meek. If Crist was truly a conservative, he wouldn’t be out for his own interest and acting like a spoiled little brat saturated with punk ass bitch marinade. Crist makes me wish that his papi’s condom didn’t break. He is a waste of our time and a waste as a politician. The once Republican leader sucks away at the teat of tyranny attached to the Obama administration like a rabid calf trying to kill its mother. For the record, if you waste your vote on this idiot, you are an idiot yourself and I hope you are ready to dine on your own feces for years to come.

Another person suffering from the effects of the punk ass bitch syndrome is that nasty wench Lisa Murkowski. Hell, even Sarah Palin, the conservative messiah of Murkowski’s state, doesn’t support her. In Alaska, Mama Grizzly is queen, whether you love that or hate that, and the Alaskan masses have chosen her endorsed candidate, Joe Miller, to be the GOP’s representative in the midterm election. But oh no, that isn’t good enough! So what does Murkowski do? The gargoyle-looking cuntfart doesn’t nicely concede and walk off into the sunset: dignity intact. No no no.. she doesn’t even call Joe Miller to congratulate him. This rancid shitpickle has actually come out and announced that her candidacy is still alive in the form of a “write in” vote! This gremlin woman thinks that people will actually write her name in on the ballot. Is she fucking insane? Okay, that was rhetorical because the obvious answer is “yes”. This idiot crotchwart hoe is high on her own noxious fumes and honestly a waste of my blogging time. Then again, trashing her has been pretty amusing for me; but no matter how bad I do trash her, she has trashed her own career even worse. If only a real mama grizzly would come along and finish the job, this hard-to-watch fall from grace would end much more quickly.

Now over there in Delaware, that fucksack Mike Castle is “pondering” the same stupid thing that Murkowski has already done. This idiot, also beaten by a Palin-backed candidate, can’t seem to take the high road. He lost to wiccan warrioress Christine O’Donnell and can’t just move on in life. Like Shitface Murkowski, he hasn’t called her to congratulate her or show support. Nope, he is just thinking about his own self-interest and not the interest of his party and the wishes of the people in his own state. I hope Castle takes the high road but I doubt he will. Right now, Delaware is torn between the necromancer and the Marxist. Castle will just make it a harder election and steal votes from the two if he doesn’t stay out of it. The people made their choice, live with it asshole.

Then their is Arlen Specter and Tim Cahill and a couple others who are also being taken over by the punk ass bitch syndrome. In this day and age, our politicians obviously aren’t in the game for the right reasons. Some are, most aren’t. I could keep writing about each one individually but I think I’ve made my point. Do you really want to waste your vote on people who do not listen to the public yet claim that they are? They aren’t offering the public an alternative. The alternative was already there and the public scratched it off the list of possible solutions for their issues. They DO NOT want you. You already lost. Go home and reassess your life, reorganize and if you feel the need, come back next election cycle. If you just continue to add more shit on the pile of shit that you’ve already built, then you are really just sabotaging your chance at a comeback later. How do you people want to be remembered? Apparently, you want to be remembered as sore losers and those suffering from punk ass bitch syndrome.

There is a cure however. To all of you mentioned and those like you, I prescribe a small little red pill. Once taken, you will be overwhelmed with reality and will be able to see the world for what it truly is, a beautiful and miraculous place where we need good people to fight against the matrix of political bullshit. Damn it! Don’t keep eating the blue ones!