Bill Gates Offers $100K For Better Condom Design

0 Posted by - March 26, 2013 - Career & Business, Medical, Money, Science

My Two Cents: No offense Mr. Gates but if I designed a better condom, wouldn’t it worth more than $100K to me if I held on to it and sold it to the highest bidder? End Two Cents.

Bill Gates, who may or may not be suffering from boner loss due to current condom design, is offering a $100,000 reward for a next-gen prophylactic that encourages greater condom use so people stop contracting diseases and children.

Additional concepts that might increase [condom usage] uptake include attributes that increase ease-of-use for male and female condoms, for example better packaging or designs that are easier to properly apply. In addition, attributes that address and overcome cultural barriers are also desired.

I’ve got this in the bag. The dong bag. Are you listening, Bill? Check it: first of all, all condoms should come in wrappers that read XXL, even if they’re smalls. Secondly, there should be an integrated LED so you can see where you’re aiming plus wave it around in the dark like a flashlight. Thirdly, condoms should only cover the very tip of the penis like a winter hat so — wait, where you are going? Aren’t you at least gonna get my bank account info for the money transfer?

Source: Geekologie.

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