Vests Are So Not in Right Now: Bulletproof Polos

0 Posted by - January 24, 2012 - Career & Business, Science

bulletproof polo 300x221 Vests Are So Not in Right Now: Bulletproof PolosLook out your kitchen window. Your patio furniture is all wrecked to shit, isn’t it? I know, that last BBQ of yours got out of hand. Shots were fired. Enter the $3,500 bulletproof polo from Miguel Caballero’s Black Label Collection, just the thing you need to protect your neck* while flippin’ burgs or refilling the beer cooler. It may look like a regular-ass polo, but oh no — underneath that 100% cotton exterior comes three different levels of bullet protection. Me? I want the one that can stop a cannonball.

OPTION IIA: 9mm / 40 Smith and Wesson FMJOPTION II: 9mm / .357 Magnum / 38 Super / Mini Uzi submachine gun
OPTION IIIA: Uzi machine gun / MP5,MP9 submachine gun / 44 Magnum SJHP / Stab-proof

 

Haha — there’s even a stab-proof option! Unfortunately, all of them will only stop bullets from the most amateur of assassins. I’ve played Counter-Strike folks, I only aim for the head. “No you don’t.” Okay so maybe I flashbanged my whole team and got us all killed.

*Protection actually starts below the neck.

Source: Geekologie.

1 Comment

  • Peter N January 24, 2012 - 6:13 PM

    Nice article, though I think a stab proof vest is more useful than bullet protection, in the uk at any rate.