THE SIGN SAYS NO TOUCHING, LADY!

This was the coolest thing on display at the recent Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. Granted I didn’t go, but I showed this video (and ONLY this video. Okay, plus a cat one) to a couple friends and they agreed. It’s a smart window from Samsung – basically a one-way window (people on the other side can’t see in) with a full-pane electronic touchscreen display where you can display info, roam the internet, watch adult films, etc., etc. It can even turn into virtual blinds!!!!!1 Just watch the video. The future, ladies and gentlemen — it’s really almost here!

Hit the jump for the worthwhile video. I know I’m a crappy describer but it really is pretty cool.

Thanks to lilco, who once watched a guy pick his teeth for two minutes straight in a mirrored window not realizing there people on the other side. OMG — what an idiot!

Source: Geekologie.

*Written by Rob Rimes.

Disclaimer: This will most likely come across as a brutal rant and I am fine with that. I’ve dealt with and heard a lot of double standard bullshit and shenanigans from the partisan hacks of the left since this whole War in Libya popped off. So anyway, you have been warned. If you’re a little bitch, stop reading now and go watch some ‘Glee’ because shit’s about to get real, so man the fuck up!

1. Introduction:

Well, it is fucking official. One of Bush’s loudest critics due to his unconstitutional declarations of war against Iraq and Afghanistan has now just committed the same unconstitutional atrocity. Essentially, America’s biggest hypocrite and stinkiest shitpickle, President Barack Hussein Obama has now become just as bad as Bush, if not more so. In fact, everything he was critical of in regards to Bush, he has done himself. I didn’t vote for John McCain because I thought he would basically be Bush III: Bush Hard With a Vengeance. Hell, Obama expressed the same thing when running against McCain in 2008. One thing I did not expect though, was that socialist dictator Barack Obama would fill that tyrannical role himself. I mean, I knew he’d be a fucking asshole tyrant but I didn’t expect to have him turn into a warmonger. Who knew that Bush’s shoes would fit on Obama’s feet? Well, at least his war kicks anyway.

To put this into greater context, here is a quote from Obama in 2007 while he was on the campaign trail:

“The president does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation.”

Pretty stunning, eh? It is not often that I agree with his royal doucheness but that quote resonates with me and mirrors my personal philosophy on war. Too bad Barry O was full of more shit than a carnival Port-O-Let. President Barry is not Candidate Barry. Additionally, this new war in Libya is not the only area where Obama policy comes across as a doppelgänger to Bush policy. Really, in most areas, it is Obama who is “more of the same” than creepy John McCain. Funny that the hero from the left is so closely mimicking the ideals of the prime target of all their hatred over the last decade. A Bush by any other name is just as thorny.

2. The Libyan War:

So with war now raging in Libya, Obama is now overseeing three wars at the same time. That tops Bush’s two wars by fifty percent. Shit, I wouldn’t be surprised now if this is just the first of many “justified” interventions the commander-in-queef will force us to be a part of. I mean, he says that this is a humanitarian mission and that it is our duty to help the rebels who are being oppressed and killed by their tyrannical dictator. Funny, we’re being oppressed by a tyrannical dictator but Obama isn’t at war with himself. Anyway, if this is all that he needs to justify war, couldn’t he use this broad bullshit explanation to force us into Yemen, Syria, Bahrain, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Rwanda and pretty much anywhere else for that matter? I mean, if we are global humanitarians, then why aren’t we at war with all those regimes too? I mean, if Libya is good enough to bomb the shit out of, why not the others? Let’s take this bitch global!

Obama declaring war is unconstitutional. Hell, he knows that. Hell, you should fucking know that! Remember the quote a few paragraphs up? You see, it is Congress that has the power to declare war, not the president. However, if the president declares it, the military has to listen, as he is the commander-in-chief. So even though the president declared war, did he at least run the idea by Congress? The answer is “no”. In fact, he completely disregarded Congress and took the issue to the globalist cockpuppets at the United Nations. So, after sucking globalist cock, Obama declared war with the blessing of the UN, NATO, the United Kingdom and France. Obama is a globalist at heart and not working for our national interests, let’s get that fucking straight right now. Obama is pushing for that infamous “new world order” uttered from the lips of the original Bush back on September 11th, 1991. Hey, that was exactly ten years to the day before the 9/11 tragedy. Let’s see the conspiracy nuts go crazy with that nugget of info.

Anyway, fuck the new world order. The point here, is that Obama is leading us into another pointless and wasteful war that just solidifies the arguments and claims of all of America’s critics. Obama, who still blames Bush II: Money Never Sleeps for everything he can possibly pin on him, even today, just came out and proved that he is no different. Well, except for the fact that he obviously knows he is wrong, based off of his stance years earlier. Does that matter? No, because Americans thought Obama was their messiah and Obama still believes that he is. Where he stands, he is right and we are the children that need to be led around by his paternal knowledge. In reality, the people are much smarter than this dickweed and it is time to put his massive ego in check. The people don’t want this war, neither does Congress and it is time to do something about it since chickendick cowards like the GOP led House of Representatives won’t do a goddamned thing apart from searching for some fantastical ideal known as “compromise”. Fuck Boehner! Hell, keepin’ it real, Cantor is proving to be just as useless as well, just sayin’!

What Congress needs to do, if they actually have the nuts to do so, is defund this goddamned war. Cut the money and let Obama and his UN fuck buddies stand around with thumbs up their arrogant globalist asses. If there is no money to pay for this gayly named Operation: Ostrich Dawn or Operation: Odyssey Dick or whatever the fuck it’s called, then the mission can’t take place. Well, if the UK or France wants to pay for it, be my guest. Hell, they can take over the fucking mission (which has been promised, mind you) and the American troops can come back home. Shit, Germany already sees how fucking stupid this whole thing is so they cut and ran just a few days in. You’d have to be a moron to think the Libyan invasion is a good idea. I guess that means that our president is a moron by that logic. I can live with that description of the man himself, but I can’t live with the fact that our president truly is a moron. And you thought we were the laughing stock of the world when Dubya was in power. Now the laughs are louder and longer.

3. Gitmo Bullshit:

So, I mentioned earlier that there were other areas where Obama policy jacks the ideals of Bush policy. One of the biggest examples, apart from this fucked up war, is in Obama’s support of Gitmo. Barry O was also a huge hater of the whole Gitmo thing and bashed the fuck out of the Bush administration for what he perceived to be going on at our terrorist prison resort in Guantánamo Bay, Cuba. In fact, Obama promised to close Gitmo within his first year as president. It was one of his big promises to appease the turdmunching leftists and self-important “humanitarians” who were in an uproar over the supposed torture of scumbags who were responsible for the murder of thousands of American citizens. As far as I am concerned, saw their balls off and staple them to their foreheads. If these sorts of motherfuckers want to impose Sharia law, give’m fucking Sharia law and start snippin’ testicles. But I know, I know.. we’ve got to set a better example than that (as we unconstitutionally bomb yet another country).

Anyway, hypocrite fucksack Obama was all “bout it, bout it” when it came down to shutting down the tropical torture shack. So, while criticizing Bush about it, Barry O made it abundantly clear that he wouldn’t stand for such vile and evil practices being done by our government. Well, his first term (and hopefully his only term) is more than halfway through and El Presidente hasn’t done a damn thing to shut down Gitmo. Is he backtracking, was he lying or is he more Bush than Bush?

Truth be told, Barry Ting Ting is leaving Gitmo open and adopted Bush-like policies when handling the prison camp in paradise. Just a few weeks ago in fact, Obama issued a new executive order that allows for the continuation of military tribunal prosecutions of Gitmo detainees. Essentially, Obama has extended the Bush era Gitmo policies and his promise to close down the prison is looking more and more like complete and utter bullshit.

4. Fiscal Idiocy:

Apart from Gitmo and this stupid ass new war Operation: Octagonal Duck or whatever it is called, Obama also bites Bush’s style on fiscal policy. He supports the tyrannical and expensive PATRIOT Act, he has continued the bailout bullshit and he even supports the No Child Left Behind Act, albeit with some sort of reforms written in. Obama is no fiscal wizard and he lacks economical common sense: probably more so than the Mighty Bush.

In regards to the PATRIOT Act, Obama and the once critical Democrats are all gung ho on the new age tyranny, now that Bush is out and they are in. Obama has given ultimate power to the Department of Homeland Security and fully supported the tyrannical actions of the Stasi-like TSA. Apart from just blatant tyranny, these two federal organizations will cost us a shitload! DHS (Homeland Security) is projected to cost $56 billion in 2011 alone! Keep in mind that this is a projection and government projections on cost are always much smaller than the real numbers. The TSA in addition to DHS, is projected to cost.. I don’t fucking know. I can’t find the figure anywhere which isn’t surprising since the TSA is continually wasting money on body scanners and other crap on top of paying union salaries to ex-cons and rapists. Shit, libtards love making rapist priest jokes, why don’t they make rapist TSA officer jokes? Fair is fair.

With the bailouts, they didn’t just end with the Bush administration. Nope, they continued on in the Obama administration making them one more aspect of Bush era policies that were adopted into Obama era policies. While Bush championed in Republican socialism, Obama took that model and reformed it into just regular old leftist socialism. However, Obama’s spending in general, in addition to the bailouts, has eclipsed Bush’s by a huge margin. In fact, government spending under Obama in just the month of February 2011 was greater than the entire annual budget of 2007 under Bush! Yes, one month under Obama generated more spending than an entire year under Bush! Facts and data are hard for liberals to fucking swallow. Liberals just suck and spit like lil’ jit amateurs.

Looking at the horrible, yet seemingly noble bill, the No Child Left Behind Act, Obama is also adopting it as part of his policy. Being a throwback from the Bush era, Obama wants to reform the law a little bit and change a few things. In any event, he still supports it and is keeping another Bush era policy alive in the era of Obama. Anyway, spending more money on education is ineffective. This has been proven and is displayed in a whole slew of documentaries about public education that have come out over the last year or so (e.g.: “Waiting for Superman”, “The Cartel”, “The Lottery” and others). Obama, by his own design, will most likely spend more on these educational policies than the Bush administration while generating even worse results. The problem with education isn’t money, it is the fucked up system and the union thugs who milk it dry while crying for more. Until we actually look at the real problems in our public school system, as opposed to just throwing money at it, we will never be able to compete with the other countries who are quickly surpassing us in education. We will continue to get dumber and poorer but maybe that’s what this globalist dipshit apologist wants.

5. Conclusion:

So, as I wrap up this brutal assault of truth, I find myself wondering if the liberal cuntfarts who want to have orgies with other brainwashed Obamanoids are starting to actually open their eyes? Well, are you? Or are you still in complete denial, cursing my blasphemy against the messiah and only being able to make sense out of my words by labeling me a racist? It is a fair question considering how your kind has handled things in the past. I mean, anyone who challenges you is either a racist or a hate monger. The truth is, if your liberal disease hasn’t yet taken over someone, you attack and devour that person like the zombie you are: either destroying them or making them like you. Well, just so you are aware, there are survivors to your disease out there. We’re armed (with knowledge assholes, so fuck your violent rhetoric rhetoric) and we’re prepared to go to Hell and back. It’s clobberin’ time!